I had a nightmare the other night about headlice. Yes Headlice.

I'll explain what happened in my dream; it seemed pretty normal I'd gone to a friends upcomming party and Ewa a Polish girl I rather quite like is there with me (as my date) and well next morning I'm like pass me a comb to a friend and so he hands me a black plastic comb. (now I have short spiked hair that the last time it saw a comb was when psy lent me his on my birthday when my hair was irreversibly screwed and I had no hair gel so I flattened it all) well for whatever reason I run the comb through my hair front to back and when I pulled it through and look at it it's ALIVE with Headlice, to the extent that you can see the transparent young headlice crawling ALL over it....I freaked as did everyone else in my dream and then I wake up, I'm physically sweating and pannicked so I throw my jeans over my naked body parts to hide my manly bits and fly down the stairs and forced my sister to check my hair for head lice (she has 3 young children so nit combs are a must) there wasn't anything there I was completely clean and free of lice but still I was freaked out by that dream.

Last nights dream whilst not wierd I remembered and it was well nicer than the last one, my sister still hasn't let me live it down that I had a nightmare about headlice. She also thinks it's incredibly gay of me to have nightmares about stuff, then untill the night before she didn't realize just how vain I am.