I just woke up, so here's last night's dream:

I was on a bus sitting near the back and I decided to read a newspaper. I picked up a Metro and flipped over to the horoscopes page. There, one for each zodiac sign, were the names of people I knew. Some of them were member names too. Also the newspaper smelled like . Seriously, it smelled bad. I my mind I thought "I'll just get another one when I get off this bus, they're free after all." I woke up before I could get one that didn't stink =(