I don't trust Psychotic in the slightest. But I know for sure that I'm a 24 year old, seven foot chinese guy with an 11 inch wanger. I lost my virginity to your mum when I was 10, and have screwed 409 people since - most of them being other people's mothers.
Also, when I was 13, I went to a ninja training school and become a High Master of Amazingness in 3 weeks, which is better than anyone else has ever done. After turning 21, I ran around the Earth twice in a day, and defeated 15 mafia families. Then I invaded Russia and flew to a planet in another galaxy and gave them secret intel on America. They'll be here on Tuesday to destroy us all.
Totally true, btw.