Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
That was beautiful.A Ballad for Shiny
You make my heart ache
And my stomach ache
And my head ache
And my ears ache
And my teeth ache
oh Shiny, iny, iny,
Why are you so tiny, iny, iny...
In the...pants...
Oh wait.
You're a girl.
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO WRONG
IT IS NOW I NEED TO BE SO STRONG
Let me overcome this revelation
And we shall have a celebration
Shiny
You make me whiny.NEW POEM:
Epic Psychotic
He said, "Hello I'm Psychotic!"
Which I thought was idiotic
He has his own sense of logic
Which he uses in public
On the unfortunate maverick
Psydekick was his fan and fanatic
They sing songs in the field while they frolic
And then have their own picnic
Where he uses a device rather phallic
"It's plastic." He says
As they drink up the gin and tonic
After showing him his banstick
They play Mario and Sonic
In the day he plays with Psydekick
But in the night he puts on lipstick
Don't be fooled by his expression of stoic
For he enjoys...well the details would be graphic
However, no one likes when he dresses like a chick
That's why they keep him the attic
But between you and me he should be kept in a clinic
