Whats the crappiest joke you've ever heard.
This ones mine.
3 men walk into a bar and one orders a beer.
Why did you order a beer the other 2 ask
And the man replies because I'm queer.
I made that up when I was 7
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Thread: Bad-um-fail
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08-14-2007, 04:16 PM #1Banned
Bad-um-fail
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08-14-2007, 04:54 PM #2
Three blonds walked into a bar. Ouch!
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08-14-2007, 05:03 PM #3
This is the worst
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there goddammit!
The Guy.
The Guy who?
The Guy who knocks.
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08-14-2007, 05:06 PM #4Banned
A man asked a genie to make him the smartest person in the world. The genie made the man a woman.
-_-;
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08-14-2007, 05:16 PM #5
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm not a banana?
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08-14-2007, 07:08 PM #6
I don't waste my time with crappy jokes.
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08-14-2007, 07:15 PM #7Cid's Knight
Any joke that comes out of Raebus' mouth is terrible. So, any joke from him is the worst ever!
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08-14-2007, 07:25 PM #8
... because they're ugly and they stink!
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08-14-2007, 07:32 PM #9
Some of those jokes written on popcicle sticks are really bad.
Værn, your joke was hilarous. I love dumb blonde jokes XD
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08-14-2007, 08:00 PM #10
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in faggot.
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08-14-2007, 08:35 PM #11
One that involved my mother's garage and my father's limousine...
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08-14-2007, 10:02 PM #12
A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
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08-15-2007, 07:08 AM #13
Weeeelll, in eighth grade I signed up for Theater Arts. I LOVE theater, but I can't act for the life of me...and I was soooo bad at improv, it was such a terrible terrible experience, especially with the kids not liking me so much
So, there was this one time when we did improv, and I just totally freeze...I mean...I'm soooo not good with people, and I'm not a comedian. So...I start off with air planes, and Paris, and Paris Texas, and I planned to work in Paris Hilton somehow...but yeah...it didn't work...it was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and it was just awful...
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08-15-2007, 07:12 AM #14
That is superb. I must use this.
Originally Posted by Hambone
A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
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08-15-2007, 07:38 AM #15I GET IT! Originally Posted by Hambone
A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
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