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    ANTS

    They're smurfing everywhere. During the winter, near spring time, there is at least 5 ants in the bathroom every morning. There's only a few seen throughout the rest of the year. However, yesterday at work, while we were sweeping the floors, guess what was under one of the cabinets? LOTS OF LITTLE ANTS! We killed all of them.

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    There's this spider that chills in my bathroom from time to time. Every time I go to get something to kill it with, it disappears. Next time, I think I might just bare-heel it.

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    A filthy overweight elderly man who claims he is Santa visited my house last Christmas and refused to leave.

    He has since built a nest in my toilet and infested the place with his odour.

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    He was trying to discern whether you've been naughty or nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    A filthy overweight elderly man who claims he is Santa visited my house last Christmas and refused to leave.

    He has since built a nest in my toilet and infested the place with his odour.
    Mate, I pay rent, stop complaining.

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