the axe effect

[Mirage]

I don't use cologne.

[Breine]

I used to like 5 years ago when I was 13-14 and didn't know better or just didn't have enough money to buy a proper deodorant.

I do like the Axe commercials, though

[Psychotic]

I think it's pretty much only the UK that calls it Lynx. British people are clearly sexier. I mean look at.....uhhh.....damn.

Yeah, they call it Axe on the continent too. Lynx > Axe.

I used to use it but then I realised that generic supermarket substitute smells exactly the same, is cheaper, and the aerosol isn't likely to break after five bloody uses.

[Radje]

Can't beat Lynx Africa though. The most (pleasant) masculine smell ever.

[Quindiana Jones]

I think it's pretty much only the UK that calls it Lynx. British people are clearly sexier. I mean look at.....uhhh.....damn.

Yeah, they call it Axe on the continent too. Lynx > Axe.

....We....we agreed on something?......That's not good.

[Peegee]

'deodorant' ? what's that?

[The Unknown Guru]

I just use stick in the morning, but after gym class, I use axe. I always go through it really fast because I get into axe fights on the bus.

[escobert]

axe ftw imo.

[fire_of_avalon]

Matt uses Axe. I prefered when he wore Candies for Men, but apparently that was too expensive.

I use Dove. It's lady deodorant.

[snacks]

I use to use axe in copious amounts ALL the time.

But that stuff made my roommates throat swell up so nop.

I just use whatever I can find, I can't use old spice because it seriously turns my armpits into burning pits of hellfire.

[Meat Puppet]

They call it Lynx down my way, too. I wish they wouldn’t do that. I’m pretty sure that we don’t already have deodorant called Axe. Maybe it’s because they feared we would be stupid enough to think it’s a weapon? You know, because we’re all inbred woodsmen. Not that Lynx isn’t as terrifying a name as Axe. Oh, a can of vicious wild cats! How can we be trusted to spray this on our bodies? No doubt the vast hippie population of my country mistook it for canned essence of lynx (like lynx balm or something) and protested outside the Lynx (or Axe) HQ. Hmm. Perhaps they (they being those behind this whole Lynx/Axe thing) trusted that my people would be just so uneducated that we wouldn’t even know what a lynx was? I wouldn’t be surprised, actually; we are fairly barbaric. Durr.. hey! Look at this word! It has an x and a y in it! It must be cool, so I will buy it. But whatever. We even have the same commercials, just with different cans. I think Rengori or someone told me about the Axe advertisement with the Generic Brand version of Morgan Freeman in it, except instead of holding a can of Lynx, he was holding a can of Axe. This was before the nightmares started. They are pretty much unrelated to Lynx and Axe (and possibly deodorants altogether), so I won’t go on about them. Oh, I don’t use Lynx or Axe, or anything really. I’m just too inconsiderate of others to take so much care.

[Radje]

They call it Lynx down my way, too. I wish they wouldn’t do that. I’m pretty sure that we don’t already have deodorant called Axe. Maybe it’s because they feared we would be stupid enough to think it’s a weapon? You know, because we’re all inbred woodsmen. Not that Lynx isn’t as terrifying a name as Axe. Oh, a can of vicious wild cats! How can we be trusted to spray this on our bodies? No doubt the vast hippie population of my country mistook it for canned essence of lynx (like lynx balm or something) and protested outside the Lynx (or Axe) HQ. Hmm. Perhaps they (they being those behind this whole Lynx/Axe thing) trusted that my people would be just so uneducated that we wouldn’t even know what a lynx was? I wouldn’t be surprised, actually; we are fairly barbaric. Durr.. hey! Look at this word! It has an x and a y in it! It must be cool, so I will buy it. But whatever. We even have the same commercials, just with different cans. I think Rengori or someone told me about the Axe advertisement with the Generic Brand version of Morgan Freeman in it, except instead of holding a can of Lynx, he was holding a can of Axe. This was before the nightmares started. They are pretty much unrelated to Lynx and Axe (and possibly deodorants altogether), so I won’t go on about them. Oh, I don’t use Lynx or Axe, or anything really. I’m just too inconsiderate of others to take so much care.

That was in-depth and quite frankly unsettling.

[Disco Potato]

I use Secret, but my brother uses Axe body wash. I actually got it for him, because he's gross and doesn't put on deodorant, even when he goes out in the sun for a long time. So I figure, since he actually does use body wash, he should be forced to use something really strong-smelling to keep the b.o. at bay as long as possible

[Fatal Impurity]

It's the Lynx effect damn you! Not Axe! Anyway I only like or use two of the Lynx type's and that's Dimension and Voodoo.

[oddler]

I think it's Speed Stick or some ish. I liked the Winter something or other kind they had but I can't find it now.