Ass Kissing.

[Hambone]

Why? Poop comes out of there! The butt is a place that should never be touched except by toilet paper. It's also quite rude to say "Kiss my ass!". First of all, I usually barely know the person saying that to me. Why would I do that?! Not cool. NOT COOL.

Then again, I guess the whole point of saying "Kiss my ass!" is to be insulting, so apparently it works out. It's still gross...

How do you feel about ass kissing? I just personally feel that there are better ways to show your disrespect for someone. I don't think it's in people's vocabularies any more. I haven't heard it consistently in over 3 years.

MODERATOR TIME: This thread is about sucking up/brown nosing/ass kissing etc, not literal kissing of buttocks. Do you do it? How do you feel about those who do? I think the phrase "Kiss my ass!" doesn't really deserve its own thread. - 'chotic.

[Wolf Kanno]

But ass kissing is the best way to show ones loyalty to our dark lord Nylarthotep

[Rengori]

But ass kissing is the best way to show ones loyalty to our dark lord Nylarthotep

Wrong, Nylarthotep is to be properly worshiped by offering the freshly kissed ass of a non-believer on a full moon night and doing the entire dance from "Thriller."

On topic, I hate ass-kissers.

[Slade]

I enjoy the feeling of juicy lips on my buttcheeks thank you very much! :frust:

[BardTard]

I never say kiss my ass. I say kiss my grandma's toilet seat. I'm not weird. I just find it grosser than kissing my ass.

[Quindiana Jones]

I just swap kiss with anything else you can do with your mouth, and then swap ass with anything else in the entire world.

[Psychotic]

Literal ass kissing? Sure, I'm up for a spot of that. Meet me at the dumpsters behind The Lounge in fifteen minutes.

As for metaphoric, ugh, lame.

[snacks]

Are you serious about this?

This is a joke right?
There's a camera somewhere...or something.

[bipper]

MODERATOR TIME: This thread is about sucking up/brown nosing/ass kissing etc, not literal kissing of buttocks. Do you do it? How do you feel about those who do? I think the phrase "Kiss my ass!" doesn't really deserve its own thread. - 'chotic.

I am really glad you put a stop to this soon to be spam thread. You are so good at retarding spam psy.


I smurfing hate brown-nosers.

[Goldenboko]

STFU GOBO is the one and only correct answer to that poll.

[Breine]

It's just disgusting in both the literal and non-literal sense.

[snacks]

i vote to close.

all in favor!

[scrumpleberry]

I dislike ass kissers, but I will hover on the edge of it sometimes, because I worry about whether people hate me or not. Weird, I know.

[Meat Puppet]

Yes, I ass kiss all the time. It’s the only way you get anywhere in life. How do you think I got this Recognized Member title? Not kissing hard enough! The moral of the story is: Get to it!

[Evastio]

Even if I was paid to do it I'd probably never do such a gross thing.