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    Default This is just sad

    Okay, so nothing else was on so after flipping through every channel twice I decided to watch this Sci-Fi channel movie. I'm not expecting anything that great, in fact I might have needed a laugh (I don't think I would've stopped at the SciFi channel otherwise). But dear lord, the movie they were playing, SS Doomtrooper, is just pathetic. Get this, the movie is about a mutated Nazi Stormtrooper that looks like a blue version of the Hulk, has a cannon on it's arm and can shoot lightning with the other arm. Yeah. I'm not ting you. Whenever it shows up it's computer generated, which I'm fine with, but Final Fantasy VII's cutscenes were nicer than the CG in this movie. The acting was really bad too. Apparently the entire Nazi Army was a total of 30 people, because there was never more than that ever on the screen at a time. Now, on top of that, there's incredibly bad acting, occasional dubbing of foreign language people, and the horrible special effects. Not to mention the entire movie looks like it was shot in the Rocky Mountains than any part of Germany. This movie is so bad I couldn't even find it funny. I feel like my intelligence level went down watching this piece of drivel.

    Okay, now that I've ranted about that, thread topic, what is the worst movie you've ever seen?
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    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    that is such an awful film

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    The Queen

    I had never felt more depression until I watched that...
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    High School Musical. I was forced into it by a friend!

    Or there was one about an American guy researching the loch ness monster who discovers that ITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL and falls in love with this scottish woman with a son who takes him to where the nessies live.

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    Disney's 'Don't look under the bed.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrumpleberry View Post
    High School Musical.
    That's a great movie, for your information, it made me feel so...so...so!!!

    I feel pretty
    Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and ...GAY!!! [sorry had to do that!!!]
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    Ultraviolet. That was truly... awful

    But, Sci Fi shows a lot of crappy movies. For example: "MOSQUITOMAN".

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    Uwe Boll's House of the Dead was a piece of crap.

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    Ultraviolet did indeed shame the entertainment industry, well, actually, the world. I was forced into 300, it looked cool, but looking cool is not enough, if I wanted to know more about these guys, this super-sadistic blood-fest wouldn't even be on my 'Options' list.



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    the worst movie i ever saw was high school musical 2 the 1st one rocked but the 2nd was sucked
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    Try this one on for size: National Lampoon's Pledge This.
    I don't know why I rented that. I really don't.

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    Um... Premonition. Terrible. Simply terrible.

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    Ghost Rider the more you watch the worse it gets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    Ultraviolet. That was truly... awful

    But, Sci Fi shows a lot of crappy movies. For example: "MOSQUITOMAN".
    You almost stole the answer I was gonna give . Skeeter is another one of those crappy Sci-Fi movies and I felt like I gots the more stupider for having done seen that.

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    The Hills Have Eyes. Truly awful.

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