Nerdy pickup lines aren't meant to workthey are to be laughed at.
Nerdy pickup lines aren't meant to work
A study should be done. Everyone should go out and use 3 corny/bad pick up lines and anyone who gets a decent reply to it and not a smack, curse or dirty looks should be treated with utmost respect. ^_^ I'd be impressed.
They are teribly good for laughs though.
I know you but...who am i? I forgot...
Guy: How much does a Polar Bear weight?
Girl: I dunno... how much?
Guy: I don't know either, but I thought it would be enough to break the ice.
Exactly, they just spark a conversation. I don't think anyone takes them seriously. I myself don't use them. xDOriginally Posted by Resha
Nerdy pickup lines aren't meant to work
Str8 Pimpin'
This works every time.
*takes out 500$*
okay you are my date for tonight.
I have never used a pick up line in my life, and I never plan to - because they are all awful.
I got no game, it's just some girls understand my story.
Nice shoes. Let's smurf.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that one was so cute!I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
With a sad face () and maybe a "wost" instead of the "lost".
hey there, if i could rearrange the Alphabet Id but U and I together
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
Want to play some Dungeons and Dragons? We still need a bard, and you've already cast a Charm Person spell on me
Ok heres a few now I don't generally have to use them but hey I've been known to pull a line out of the hat on occasion.
Hey, your clothes look great but I can think of one place they'd look better...on my bedroom floor (omg this is bad I know)
your eyes are like stars because I'm a star gazer and I can't tear myself away from them (would be surprised if this worked but I just thought it up listening to bon jovi lol)
now this is one that has actually worked for me on 2 occasions. I know this will sound stupid but hey I don't make the rules I just make the lines :P
Guy: Well me and my mates were just messing around having a conversation in goldfish (any made up language will work here but this is my personal line)
Girl: Oh yeah hows this work then? Ought to be good...
Guy: Well it's simple really, you just do (insert whatever the action/word is for your language) make mouth movements like a fish, do it repeatedly like *bob bob bob bob* and somehow they'll understand you.
Girl: Ok, strange but what the hell *does a bit of goldfish language or whatever* whats that mean then?
Guy: That? Did you just proposition me?
Somehow that cheesey overload has worked 2 times in my past I went out for three years with one of the girls it worked on. I got the number of a barmaid with it the second time she was fun but not my type. Obviously you gotta just drop it carefully in to convo and have the right atmosphere.
I think any line can work in the right situation you just gotta deliver it with the right sense of humour and in that perfect situation it's easy to pull off the worst or cheese of cheese lines if you get the timing and the nature of it's delivery right if I delivered any of the chat up lines I have used recently with a straight face I'd be laughed out of the room. Yet because I have delivered them with the right level of cheek, charm and over all humour I'm able to not only get away with them but succeede with them.
HAHAHA. Those are awesome.
I don't usually need pick-up lines. My smile & eyes are more than enough.
Usually "We're gonna smurf in like 40 minutes" works out to be very effective and true.
Sometimes it's fun to use "So when are we gonna have sex?".
I've heard this in a song, and I don't know how well it works, but I'm waiting to hear some results
*walks up to a girl standing beside a guy* "Is this your man?"
"No"
*grabs her hand and walks away*
I've heard some pretty sad attempts at being picked up.
At a club 2 weeks ago, I got "I like your shirt." Yeah you might be thinking "she was just complimenting you" but her body language and eyes said differently.
Some bad ones let's see.
*checks tag on her shirt* Yeah, as I thought, made in Heaven.
*licks finger and touches her shoulder* We gotta go get you outta those wet clothes.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure as hell can make your bed rock.
Are we in space? Because you look out of this world.
That is brilliant, I'm so using that one time.
Let's play Pearl Harbor. You lay down, and I'll bang the hell out of you.
Do you believe in time travel?
Blow the hell out of you is also a good answer.
It's the one I've heard most.
Will you go out with me? That's seriously my best one.
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