Hey baby, what you doing?

[Quindiana Jones]

If I find out a girl likes me, I trip her down the stairs and put gum in her hair. Then I eat bugs to disgust her. I've used this flirting method all my life and I'm pretty sure it works.

Somebody please tell me that I wasn't the only person that laughed at that. I'll feel like a nub if nobody else laughed D=

Don't worry. Everybody laughs at my jokes.

Good, I didn't see anybody "Lol"-ing so I was kind of freaking out =p

I've stopped lolling at Levian because it causes child deaths.

You just killed my soul and my will to continue living D=

OMFGNO.