Hey dudes, lady dudes!

[Vermachtnis]

How do you greet your friends that you've known forever?

I go, "Hey dudes!" Even if it's just one person. I don't say "Lady Dudes!" though. I heard that somewhere, but I still say "Hey dudes!" even to girls.

[Madame Adequate]

I say "Hey guys" or "Hey man" or just "Hey" depending on who it is.

[White_Dove15445]

'Hi' or 'Hello' or 'Heya', rearrange them randomly and repeat!

[Sergeant Hartman]

'Sappening?'

[Faris]

It's differently every morning. Sometimes I'm all "hello, how are you?" and other times I'm all "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY *glomp*"

[mooglebunni608]

When I see my a female friend, both of us will squeal and attack-glomp each other.

With guys it's just 'Hey. 'Sup?'

[Lynx]

depends on whihc friends im greeting. one of my friends ive said "hey dork" since we've been friends which is over 10 years now. most i just say "hey". another one of the girls im friends with i always say "hey my love"

[Quindiana Jones]

Oi skank. Oi gay. Oi slag. It varies.

[Peegee]

If it's a female I call them dude or 'man'. Seriously.

If it's a guy I just go 'yo' or 'hey'

[strawberryman]

Usually I just glare at people evilly. And yet they still want to talk to me.
When I actually have a certain amount of respect for the person, I might sneak up on them and punch them in the arm, or maybe just say "Yo.".

Depends on how I'm feeling.

[Jess]

"hey, you alright?"

[scrumpleberry]

"Hiyaaaa!" It sounds pretty annoying when I think about it.

"Nyello." is another one. Or I just squee their name and glomp them if I feel paticularly annoying.

[LunarWeaver]

I say "hello" because I'm generic and boring. I need saucier greetings to be sure. Maybe one day I'll start ass-slapping and going 'EYA TOOTS just to surprise.

[Rengori]

Usually a, "'sup," will do.

[Fonzie]

High five, then we do a little jig.

Or my Hispanic friends, Hola, como estas?