When I'm old I wanna be the kind who sits there with the war stories "YOU WEREN'T THERE BOY! WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT WHEN THE LAST SPARTAN FELL?" and the grandkids sit there roll their eyes and say: "Grandpa...you're talking halo again aren't you?"

When I die I want to be the man who dies peacefully not like the screaming passengers in my car