Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it's not like that -- kissing is all I do.

Christina Aguilera: I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.

George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can't. I can barely speak English.

Cameron Diaz: I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I'd lick him.

Liz Hurley: I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat.

George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.