I need a fast forward button

[Peegee]

A la 'Click'. Actually if I did I would probably noob it up and not get a good job in the future cuz I'd just afk through the afternoons.

If you had a remote that only had the functions of a vcr or dvd (no universal remote like the movie), what would you do?

I'd abuse the 'pause' button, but typically for non-malevolent reasons. Believe it or not.

I'd also fast forward through the work day whenever I decide to work. Maybe I'd just pause, acquire 'financial independence' and then retire. Yay!

Ahh, stupid pipe dreams. OOC: I hate how the lottery effects the poor.

[rubah]

oh man rewind.

or maybe the 'skip through commercials' button.

[Marshall Banana]

I would fast-forward to December, so I can be in California sooner. Once I'm there, I'll press the rewind button every few weeks, so I don't have to come back to Kentucky.

[Namelessfengir]

the ability to skip past fight and arguments.
and the angle feature. see the hot chick walking by hit angle and she walks back

[Nominus Experse]

There is a "turbo" button on one of the remotes here. I asked my girlfriend what would happen if I pointed it at her in the hopes of it performing whatever function "turbo" is...

I was only given a scowl.

[Rye]

Fast foward and rewind, please.

[Quindiana Jones]

Pause would be most frequented.

[Araciel]

Put most women on mute all the time.

[Denmark]

oh hell yeah, pause. some FF perhaps, definitely rewind. volume control on specific people.

[Markus. D]

The Slowmotion button :3!

I could make it look like I'm working extremely fast at work.

and they would all be like "wtf?"



edit: some of them actually say "w.t.f" <3

[Bunny]

The Power button.

[Shiny]

The help button would be useful. The mute button too mostly for my sister who never stops talking until she gets drugged, or knocked out.

[Vermachtnis]

Pause button. So I can slack off and play videogames as much as I want and pause and get my studying and papers done. Gotta have priorities. Never fastfoward though. I'm running outta time going normal speed. Never rewind either, I wouldn't be me if I changed anything. I might play with Volume though.

[Momiji]

Hmm...I would use all of the buttons to my advantage. What would happen if I pressed Eject, however?

[NeoCracker]

Hmm...I would use all of the buttons to my advantage. What would happen if I pressed Eject, however?

premature Ejaculation perhaps?