I have a few too many.

I'll skip the old ones and stick to the current, though. Easily the best.
I met Danielle (smittenkitten) way back when I was still going out with Sarah. I thought she was annoying and possibly a little keen on me. She would constantly try to chat to me, leave me hugs and kisses even if I wasn't replying to her IM's at the time and would call me a lot and talk about anything and everything. Sarah used to sing "I think she liiiiiikes you" to me. xD Ironic. It turns out she totally did, by the way. 8-)
Anyway, about five or so months later, Sarah and I split up a while ago and I decide to go and meet new people. So I organise with Danielle and Shauna (Shauna) to meet up in Glasgow, see a movie. But Shauna couldn't make it in the end.

Danielle and I decided to meet up anyway. The first thought I had when I saw her is "Oh, hey, she's hot!" I expected her to be a bit more... chubby. xD That's so bad. Anyway. Moving on.
We hit it off really well, talked very openly, flirted a bit and I ended up buying her dinner (basically our first date which was very sternly labelled "totally not a date" by me at the time... xD) before she headed home. Since then, not a day has gone by without us talking to each other, be it on the phone or in person. That's... 541 days so far. xD She has now moved in with me and we live a pretty good life, it has to be said. I love 'er.

Even if she's incredibly abusive.
