You Know You're Physically Unfit When...

[Evastio]

In this thread I'm going to need a list of things that are noticeable when you're physically unfit. I'm planning to submit it to the local paper. Also, don't forget to vote on the poll. I seriously need to know if you want EoFF to be credited for your submissions or not. I don't want the editors thinking that I plaguarized off of you guys when I was the one that asked for your submissions. But I'm only allowed to credit you guys for this if you want to. Otherwise I'll have to say the author is anonymous. Also, try to make them amusing but appropriate (no sexual related content, vulgarity, or usage of human excretement). Making jokes about snot and boogers are okay.

As you can see I'm not very good at this. That's why I'll need your help.

1. your nose runs faster than your feet can
2. the last time your heart beat like crazy and you sweated a lot was when you were around that hot guy/girl at work
3. at the end of the day your eyes and fingers are more exhausted than your arms and legs
4. your idea of working out is filing and organizing papers in an office that isn’t at home
5. you gain weight not from your diet, but from the mucus and pimples that have been developing on your body
6. the first thing that comes to mind when you hear “beep test” is going live on camera and seeing how often you can swear in a limited amount of time (counts because no inappropriate language is used)
7. the part of your body that weighs the most is your head
8. you’re so bad at bowling that you can’t even get the ball in the gutter

Read post #25 to see how it went.

[Jessweeee♪]

hocrap...I had one but it went away!

[Rengori]

7. the part of your body that weighs the most is your head

Actually I'm pretty sure if you're fit that's supposed to the way it it's supposed to be unless you're hung like a fire hose.

[Evastio]

.....

Maybe I would've got more posts and submissions if I didn't mention that I'd be putting this in the paper until I got enough submissions.

7. the part of your body that weighs the most is your head

Actually I'm pretty sure if you're fit that's supposed to the way it it's supposed to be unless you're hung like a fire hose.

You do have a point there. Then again, physically fit people usually have big muscles and small brains. Unless they're one of those crazy flawless people who are all intelligent, respectful, physically fit, and good looking.

[Araciel]

you find yourself short of breath after combing your hair
you refer to chewing as a 'necessary evil'
you take something out of your pocket then realize you're not wearing any pants.

also these are from a comedian....but so what

you may also want to listen to weird al's 'fat'

[Jess]

You're knackered from walking up a flight of stairs.

[Nominus Experse]

You're dead

[rubah]

You work up a sweat riding the elevator down.
You're panting heavy by the time you make it to the bus stop.
You have to take a break after opening your books.
You find yourself day dreaming of electronic flexible paper so you can stop toting your books to class.
You're thin because you can't be bothered to raise your fork to your face.

[blackmage_nuke]

You're knackered from walking up a flight of stairs.

You're knackered from walking down a flight of stairs.

Your knakered from staring at stairs

[Markus. D]

When you don't have my cruel mode of transport

[Evastio]

-your puke is a greater variety of colors than your last meal was.
-your parent's/your name is Ronny Knowes.
-you need to take pills to relieve the pain of the other pills you took.
-every time you use a kleenex it turns white to yellow/green.
-your mucus is so thick it takes over your nose hairs' job.
-you have a temperature so high that passing by a smoke alarm sets it off.
-the only time your arms and legs get red and sore during the summer is when they get bitten by mosquitoes.
-your legs collapse when you got sacked when it actually missed.
-your grandma could beat you in fencing using two crochet needles.
-people get you to play volleyball to lose weight by using you as the volleyball

[Luther X-Rated]

You know ur out of shape when:

you have to stop playing video games cause ur sweating too much
you can't run to the bathroom
you can't walk your own dog
you start eating birthday cake before the songs even over
you finish your plate before you sit down

Hmm that's all I have for right now.

[Fonzie]

When looking at porn is just too much of a physical exercise.

[Heath]

When the closest you get to touching your toes is picking up a crisp you've dropped on the floor.

[Quindiana Jones]

You collapse and die.