Conversation starters

[edczxcvbnm]

Oh smurf! My balls itch!

[Old Manus]

'Hi.'

[Jess]

Hey, you alright?

It usually goes from there. I'm pretty smurfing awful at making conversation so I hope that the other person is good, because once I'm in full swing I can talk for hours but otherwise I'll talk for like 2 minutes and shut up.

[Griff]

Hey, you probably don't remember me, but you gave me gonhorrea last night.

[Denmark]

"What are some good conversation starters?"

[I Don't Need A Name]

Hey, I'm Paul.
no wait, thats a conversation killer

[Peegee]

GET IN THE BUS RIGHT SMURFING NOW

works every time.

[Nominus Experse]

Any standard method of greeting, such as "hi", "hello", or "smurf me now"

[Quindiana Jones]

I have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle watch. That usually gets 'em going. Michaelangelo FTW.

[Zeldy]

I usually compliment them and say "Oh, I like your top/hair/whatever" and smile. See, I'M NICE ^_^

[Madame Adequate]

"So the Doctor said it's highly contagious, but what does he know?"

[CloudDragon]

Nice shoes.

You forgot the rest:

Nice shoes...wanna smurf?

[Jojee]

That was implied

[Tavrobel]

I see that you're thinking ahead.

[PyroManiak]

I'm Hardgay *spin* woooo!!!!