And why would it be told that way?

I, personally, think it would work great as a comic book. It has all the right elements to it. We have a Super Hero in disguise (Sanwich Man/Del Murder), a ton of politicians to rag on him (See: EoEO) men and women with high political power, (The Administrators), the police (Cid's knights), and the main plot device of the story whom is actually tricking everyone from behind the shadows with periodic events glorifying specific members, a thing he is free to rig. (Award Guy/Loony BoB)

So, if EyesonFF was a story of sorts, how would you tell it, and why?