I got one non-serious but still well EV-trained party that you could probably take on. By non-serious, I mean that I mostly use "pretty weak but funny" pokemons that are generally underused, with maybe one or two exceptions.
...YOU, however... will face MY ultimate team! We decided to play looong ago, but it never happened.
...so, are you ready for a real match any time soon?
And of course, no legendaries applies to my team as well.