I run to the kitchen and make a special form of coffee in less than a minute. It consists of dumping one teaspoon of coffee powder and one sachet of Equal into a mug, adding some hot water, stirring and then dumping in some milk. And then I drink it. Oh coffee, how I wish I could prioritise you better :sad:

On a more sophisticated level I prefer Starbucks' Cafe Mocha Tall plz with low-fat milk and no whipped cream.