Originally Posted by
NeoCracker
Blacker then a moonless night and hotter then hell itself. This is a cup of Coffee. Why do I talk about Coffee you may ask? Because not much else so closely resembles life and its bitterness. The people today know all to well what I mean, for they have shown a high degree of bitterness during their stay here. Which one holds the Blackest cup of Coffee?
Our First candidate, Bunny, is very bitter indeed. He holds extreme contempt for the rest of humanity, giving very few a chance. His words are harsh and his victims chosen indiscriminately. There are truly few in this world who attempt to break down others on a whim, but our bunny is one of those people.
Dr Unne is one of our classic bitter oldbees. The years have not been kind to him, as time and time again he is forced to listen to the same drivel coming from new people. Seeing the EoFF he once loved slowly fleeting away, he grew more and more resentful until he had become the bitter shell of a man you see before you now.
Okay, Ebczxcmnb? He’s bitter? I always though he was slightly fun loving, and he has a girlfriend. Does he even have anything to be bitter about? How the hell does this guy beat me and get nominated most bitter? I’ don’t understand you people and your inane voting. Bah.
I think my memory is slipping in my old age. Who is this Jon Thompson? And what makes him bitter? I’m tired of making things up for these people. I’m overworked and underpaid. You realize how much they pay for doing these Speeches!? Nothing. And here I am, doing another one. About people I don’t even know. Yeah, you though your life was difficult.
And now for everyone’s Favorite oldbee Raistlin. Unlike Unne, he was a sad, bitter shell of a man since the beginning. He was born bitter, has lived his life bitter, and shall die bitter. He approaches everything with cynicism, and constantly belittles all he sees. Raistlin, my friend, is like straight Columbian Coffee.
Shlupquack. What can we say about Shlupquack. Well, she steals credit for others work for one. And after reading this she will probably get pissy with me and do something to my account while saying “Who’s doing the work now bitch! HAHAHAHA!” Yep, that’s pretty damn bitter right there.
So, we are on to Tavrobel now? This dude works way to much. All that time put into the Volunteer Forum, and what does he get? Carpal Tunnel. That’s right, Tavrobel suffers from a never ending case of Carpal Tunnel due to the harsh work environment offered by Azar. Thanks to that cruel man, our poor Tavrobel has become weary and hateful of the world. Another casualty of low pay and too many hours.
The Ceej is here for one reason and one reason only, he hates this thing. He hates it enough to ignore our precious Award Guy and then complain about the after effects of his own actions. Why does he hate the ciddies so? Why does he not like AG? Why did he make a thread about it? His bitterness is shrouded in mystery, however it is undeniably there.
We end our nominees with a man who hates staff. Vincent, Thunder God. Screaming “Revolution” and “Power Abuse” at every given opportunity, he has shown an unrelenting urge to bring down the staff. He has even dragged followers into his little revolution, so that his contempt will spread like Wild Fire. He is so clouded in his bitterness, however, that he fails to realize his wasted efforts. To put bitterness before rational is indeed a rare skill, but this man has mastered it.
And that, my friends, are the nominee’s for Most Bitter Member.
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