Ah, to be called Evil. What greater compliment is there in this world? Well, Clinically insane, but we hardly have an award for that. Anyway, What does it mean to be Evil? Many types of evil in this world exist. And this year at the Ciddies, we bring you a crop of all types. So now I present to you, the Nominees for the Evilest Member.
What is so evil about a Bunny you may ask? Silly, silly people. Bunnies are by far mother earths most vicious animals. To all who oppose our bunny in particular are doomed. Death awaits them all with sharp, pointy teeth. I mean Just ask poor Bors. He didn’t believe anyone when they said Bunny was vicious. Poor guy lost his head, that he did. So don’t let his cuddly exterior fool you, because at his heart Bunny is a savage.
Alright people, Jojee is not Evil. Not in the slightest. She is too small, innocent, and cute to do anything horrible. How can I say anything bad about her? I mean, its not like she’s standing behind me with sharp objects threatening me not to say anything bad about her. I mean, she isn’t the type to seduce you, get a key to your house, and sneak in at night while you are sleeping and do horrible things to your cat. No siree bob.
Up next is none other than the legendary Kawaii Ryûkishi. Why is he legendary you may ask? No one really knows. Which makes one wonder, how does a man stay so known and feared, and yet no one knows what he has done? Unless, of course, you were involved. However, how often do they say what Kishi does? Does Kishi possess similar power to Cheney? Does he have such an aura of fear he can make others apologize for getting shot in the face by Kishi?
Leeza, part time punisher, full time Stalker. This women is a destroyer, who has claimed her kid can eat people for breakfast. She has bread a Cannibal of a child and is “Proud” of it. I also get the feeling her kid picked it up from Leeza herself, or should I say Dr. Hannibal Lector!
Okay BoB, cut the crap. You lock away award guy in your closet for all but 2 months of the year. Do you really expect us to think you are a good guy when you imprison such a cool cat for so long? How dare you take away the freedom of such a magnificent bird by caging him away. Only one as evil as you would be willing to prevent him from fulfilling his destiny. Shame on you, you evil little man.
WTF? Has Pike even been here in the past six months? A person who can Garner enough votes to make it to the finals, yet isn’t even here? That’s some messed up voodoo
right there. No doubt about it, Pike is one Evil S.O.B.
Don’t let his “I’m a nice guy” lines fool you. This Psychotic is a pervert. Trying to pick up any and all members of EoFF by seducing them with his fancy blue title. Regardless of the fact he fails miserably, he still attempts. Looking passed all his failed evil acts, his intentions remain the same as others. EVIL!
The Azn makes another appearance in this years Ciddies. Wait, why is he here? PG is evil? He’s not even so much as an ass. Sure, he may be hated, despised, and generally loathed, but its hardly because he’s evil. I mean, PeeGee is an upstanding Citizen. I mean, I’ve seen him walk old ladies across the street without so much as asking for anything in return. Well, he did demand their purse. Technically that’s not asking. And I’ve never heard that making demands was evil. I mean, he obviously deserved something, and only asserted himself to get it. You know, now that I think about it, perhaps he isn’t exactly the nicest of guys around. I retract my earlier statement, he deserves to be here.
Rengori? You know, I’m not even going to try. This thing is Site Staff, and I have no Idea who the hell they are. Why is Rengori here? Because it doesn’t talk to me. It’s to heartless to spare a minute to PM me. There, that’s I’ll I’ve got. What? You want more? Fine, Rengori punches Babies too. And then steals their candy. Happy?
Shlupquack is evil to the center of her shriveled, black heart. Why? She has taken the credit for every evil admin act without actually doing anything. She steals from the other Evils to further her own reputation, the damn attention whore. Plus, she gave me an STD once. And I haven’t even touched her. I still don’t know how she did it, but here I am, in the hospital, getting a swab stuck in unwanted places. Beware of the Shlup, BEWARE!
What can I say about Tavrobel? Well, it likes Kefka. A lot. Possibley a little too much. And has been known to switch back and forth from Hating to loving Psy. Now, I may be horribly wrong here and have this thing confused with someone else, but I think you all know the truth to this. Even if this is all wrong, then this thing is evil because it confused me. And that’s not a very nice thing to do.
From Cute furry doom to STD’s, all sorts of Evil runs rampant around these forums. Which has caused the most suffering? Which has caused the most Lasting damage? Only time will tell as we present to you the Ciddie for “Evilest Member.”
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Ah, to be called Evil. What greater compliment is there in this world? Well, Clinically insane, but we hardly have an award for that. Anyway, What does it mean to be Evil? Many types of evil in this world exist. And this year at the Ciddies, we bring you a crop of all types. So now I present to you, the Nominees for the Evilest Member.
I AM TOO EVIL. *kicks you in the nuts* See?
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Master of the Fork
