Fredula Novalations Celebrallis Final Ciddies XIII: What!?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Time for the "Big Ten"...

[Shauna]

Congrats Jesswee!

[Levian]

Dayum, straight onto the last ten without break? You're one tough nut, AG!

[Denmark]

[Shauna]

Gasp!

[Jojee]

W! wisconsin wisconsin ^_^

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Newbie
Last winner: Bunny
Nomination Leader: demondude55

The Nominees
demondude55
Hazzard
James Leopold
Mkusanagi
Mr Cactuar
Tallulah
The Ceej


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: demondude55 Goldenboko: The Ceej Jessweeee♪: demondude55 TyphoonThaReapa: demondude55 Jess: demondude55 Rocket Edge: demondude55 theundeadhero: demondude55 Bunny: demondude55

Levian: The Ceej LunarWeaver: The Ceej Shiny: demondude55 demondude55: demondude55 Sagensyg: demondude55 Psychotic: demondude55 edczxcvbnm: demondude55

Prediction Party Favourite: demondude55 (12/15 - 80%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: The Ceej (3/15 - 20%)

[Shauna]

Go Newbies!

[Denmark]

dd55 ftw or gtfo

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Eh-up lad, I see ya be new around these 'ere parts, but alas not all ye Nubs make the cut, for ya see my fellow Americarno's, it's time we came about the Best Newbie Ciddie. First up we have Raistlin, he may have only been born yesterday, but his post counts higher then JoJo on crack. Did you know JoJo is a crack addict who constantly flashes her panties to get votes for Ciddies she doesn't deserve? That's right folks, JoJo and Raistlin are one and the same. However up next is a newbie that's made a name for himself in the 3 short days before the Ciddies Nominations, that's right folks, it's the ever cuddly RSL! RSL was born in switziland in the 1950's and has been a member of a travelling donkey rearing farm for approximatly eight years. Still RSL doesn't beat Yams, defined as a Cynical Potatoe from the depths of Russia, Yams has been known to sport tattoes of Cats. Still that doesn't beat the newest Noob of them all, Loony BoB whose obession with Chocobo's leads us all running in fear.

And so my friend's, realitives and that crazy man with the one eye, it's time we spun that wheel of fortune and find out who our luck winner is tonight, over to you Award guy!

And here is my second speech

Noobs.

I was once asked by a little boy where noobs come from… It wasn’t until I was half way done explaining about the sex process in great, vivid detail that I realized he said noobs and not babys.

This made me ponder… where do noobs come from? Are they different from newbies? And what creates their noobness? I started to look over calculus equations by studying noob patterns… here is the information I had compiled.

The walls around you are closing in, the ceiling is coming down, and the flowing so going up. Killer ants are gnawing at you.

What do you do? Who do you call for? How hard to you cry? How long did it take you to answer these questions?

if you don't respond to this final question you are a noob. Are you a noob?

I am a noob.

Please answer the other questions as well.

I curl up in a ball call for mummy and cry so hard I kill the ants.

Interesting...
Hmm yes. Now you must guess why I am asking you these questions.

Do you looooooooove me?

No wrong, I'm doing the Best Newbie ciddie speech, and now that is going to be in it, I've been screwing with your head this entire time! Any last remarks?

Demondude55 thinks harle-quin is a penis face.

As you can see demondude55 = bad grammar, and self-loving…
Therefore does self-loving+ bad grammar=noob?
My search continued…

In exactly 30 words tell me which is better or and why.

Whiskey is the king among hard liquor. It is smoother than tequila and it gets you drunk faster than a bottle of wine. Nothing better than Jim Beam. Winks rock.

And how does that make you feel?

Intimidated and Maniacally happy.
How about you?

Now that I have the response to my Newbie Questions for the Newbie Ciddie Speech very good!

Thats right your answers are going to be used in some way shape or form in my Speech, I've just been playing with your head! Any Last remarks?

There once was a princess caught in a bush so she ripped her dress off and became a stripper instead?

MKusanagi’s response where just… strange so…
Does strange=noob?

When asking The Ceej questions he replied by punching me in the nuts. The move of a dick. Therefore does dick=noob?
The answer was not yet fulfilled.

Are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude or a Psychotic?

Waaah?

On a scale from one to ten are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude? Or a Psychotic?

Despite having no idea what you're talking about, an awesome.

So if Mr Cactuar= awesome
Does noob=awesome? I sure hoped not.

I also sent PMs to Tallulah, Hazzard, and James Leopold and received no answer. We can only assume they are too stupid to use the PM service. Does that mean stupid=noob?

After reviewing the facts for several weeks, days, okay hours, FINE minutes…
Alright a few seconds…

I found that Noob=Awesome divided by bad grammar minus parentheses the square root of self loving minus dickness end parentheses plus stupid…
Or
N=A/bg-(S-L2-D)+S!

And that is how I solved the meaning of noob.

[Shiny]

Need a catalyst? Why wait? Grab a spammer.

[Shauna]

!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Hazzard................13
James Leopold..........10
MKusanagi..............10
Tallulah................9
Mr Cactuar..............7
RSL.....................1

demondude55 and The Ceej, both having already won tonight, move in for another...

[Levian]

My favorite thing about newbies are their chubby juicy ankles.

[Shauna]

Ceejie or dd55?