Fredula Novalations Celebrallis Final Ciddies XIII: What!?

[Jon Thompson]

But seriously, who the hell is Jon Thompson?

He's an account created by the staff designed to rob deserving members of their Ciddies.

(SPOILER) That's a parody of ... myself. I'm not actually serious. Or am I? No newbie is that popular.

Who the hell voted for him? I say all of the voters should be made public. To hell with secret ballots. Give Vincent something else to bitch about. :P It's the only time he's happy.

I already did, but thanks. He won because of the staff's selective tie breaking. Votes should be private IMO, but I think tie breakers should be left to the general public.

VINCENT YOU THINK I DO NOT EXIST!?!? The Thompsonator will destroy your face and rape your children for your incompetence. Bow before those who are greater and perhaps your indiscretions will be rectified.

But Jon Thompson isn't popular. He doesn't even post.

I post but other forums demand my direct attention as well. My excellence must be distributed over the internet. You and your pathetic revolution is a laughable attempt at being anti-establishment.

Oh hey, this is going. And I won Best Writer again. Good times.

I am the better writer, you are delusional.