Whats Your Favorite Oxymoron?

[scrumpleberry]

Oxymorons are stupid.

Take "Everythings a lie and thats a fact!" eventhough it isnt an Oxymoron its still an annoying contridiction!

Actually that's a paradox. A close relative of the oxymoron, found in the habitats of the grasslands of Arcadia.

headbutt

My new favourite. I never even realised until now.

Great leaders

There have been great leaders. Yours are getting sort of vague.

Long shorts
Guest host

Kind of boring, but I like them.