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    So a friend of mine recently came out of the closet. It was disturbing to hear and I don't quite know what to say. She is having a baby---food. Yes, she likes to eat baby food. More closely the Gerber pates. Y'know. The stuff you used to buy for your sister's baby? The 2nd foods? She went into a detail. Beef, chicken, and turkey. I mean, I was a bit caught off guard so I tried it. Yep. I tried it. It seems like some sort of social taboo. But surprisingly the was good! So now I'm facing a potential baby food addiction and I'm wondering if there's anyone out there who's had this experience. Oh and just for the helluvit. I'll put a pic up:
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    Did she go "Peeka-boo!" when she did it?

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    i always liked that fruit baby dessert food.. no matter what age i was .. hmmmm... *droowl*


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    Ewww... baby food is nasty. I was baby sitting the other day and did the thing were I eat it to try and get the kid to eat it. I gag on it.

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    Dont know what baby foods like, havent had it for ages
    Id stop before you really do become addicted

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    I LOVE THE GERBER BANANAS! =D

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    If I can't get something to eat (nearly once or twice a month), I usually eat one or two. I like them, but my stomach doesn't


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    I have a friend who still eats rusks, and she's nearly 40! She has them with milk in the morning, like a cereal.

    Disturbing as allegedly, a rusk has more sugar in it than a doughnut.


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    This is disturbing..

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    Slim Fast Tastes much better.

    And nothing quite beets people staring at an underweight man drinking a Slimfast.

    They don't actually fill me up though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia page on Gerber food
    Contrary to popular to belief, baby food can be quite dangerous to adults and can also be fatal at times. The ingredients such as xlyithol and tasistamine do not react well with a full and devolped body thus sending the body into a state of shock. Since the introduction of Gerber foods, there have been a reported 64 deaths from it
    Enjoy your early death


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    I didn't know it was fatal -- I just know that it's baby food and you're supposedly an adult.

    Since you're going to die, can I have your stuff?

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    I love proper meals too much to eat baby food. I like baby biscuits, but I'd never buy them for myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia page on Gerber food
    Contrary to popular to belief, baby food can be quite dangerous to adults and can also be fatal at times. The ingredients such as xlyithol and tasistamine do not react well with a full and devolped body thus sending the body into a state of shock. Since the introduction of Gerber foods, there have been a reported 64 deaths from it
    Enjoy your early death
    I laughed xD

    I've never tried baby food, and I never had any as a baby either. Now I want to go buy some a try it. It'll be like a flirt with death, how sexy.


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    The first few sentence of your post made no sense. I understand that you were probably doing your best to be witty, and I really hate to be the bearer of bad news*, but sadly, you have failed. Try again later**

    I do not enjoy baby food because it smells as disgusting as it looks. I only eat things that look and smell appetizing.

    * - Lie. This is how I get my jollies off. Mmm.
    ** - Or never again.

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