My bottom front teeth duke it out regularly to see who gets to be in front (well not so much but they're malaligned and prone to shifting, HAHA gingivitis!) and one of them was actually broken back in fourth grade, and they're all very cold-sensitive.

My index toes are crooked, my left knee is prone to randomly sticking, making me have to limp down so I don't fall down or have to stop walking xD

My body is VERY GOOD at pruning nutrients from food >:[ Too good.

Also I think when God knit me together in my mother's womb, he must have been doing a little activity book full of mazes, because they seem to go many ways, and not always where I need to vacate my sinusoidal fluids from. (eyes)