Defective Things About You

[Evastio]

Is your body defective in any way? Are you deaf, have bad teeth, lame, have bad eyes, a broken jaw, or anything?

[Shauna]

I have terrible eyesight. I can't see two feet in front of me without my glasses.

[NeoCracker]

I have the Ebola

[rubah]

My bottom front teeth duke it out regularly to see who gets to be in front (well not so much but they're malaligned and prone to shifting, HAHA gingivitis!) and one of them was actually broken back in fourth grade, and they're all very cold-sensitive.

My index toes are crooked, my left knee is prone to randomly sticking, making me have to limp down so I don't fall down or have to stop walking xD

My body is VERY GOOD at pruning nutrients from food >:[ Too good.

Also I think when God knit me together in my mother's womb, he must have been doing a little activity book full of mazes, because they seem to go many ways, and not always where I need to vacate my sinusoidal fluids from. (eyes)

[Aerith's Knight]

my right ringfinger is about 2 degrees crooked..

my methabolism is waay too slow.. so i cant eat anything..

i chipped my tooth.. but its a very small chip so the dentist didnt say anything and now it looks stupid.. grr..

[Raebus]

None, I'm a perfect stud of a man.

[Ouch!]

I've got on and off bad acne and a red scar under my right eye (which actually isn't noticeable unless the acne is on vacation). That's about all that's readily visible anyway.

[Shauna]

None, I'm a perfect stud of a man.

Of course you are, shorty.

[Lawr]

I've got the world's greatest metabolism!
But I can't gain ANY weight.

[Jessweeee♪]

My eyesight is awful!

[leader of mortals]

very bad eyes(glasses)
bad teeth(braces)
a bad case of the disease "nerdism"
zits... from my disease nerdism
retarded laugh... darn you nerdism! DARN YOOOOUUUUUU

I've got the world's greatest metabolism!
But I can't gain ANY weight.

lucky

[Madame Adequate]

I have a cataract in my left eye. My right eye isn't bad, but I am increasingly shortsighted there. I have bad posture. And... that's actually it, I'm pretty good otherwise.

Edit: nowait. I have the most retarded laugh, both in sound and appearance, ever.

[Peegee]

I'm asian

no I jest. Seriously

I need glasses and my left hand is weaker because I fractured two bones and it actually hurts if I exert too much force on it.

[drotato]

No, I'm perfect. Hence my... Germanism, I am a nazi, which makes me a perfect specimen of manhood. ;~;

[Jess]

I am short sighted. I used to have bad teeth, but braces fixed that.

I have a lot of allergies, which is probably my biggest problem. Lots of sneezing, hives and itching.