What's the point in that? Why would you go out every day for twelve days just to spend tons of money you might REALLY need, to buy stupid crap for your "true love"? Why in the world would he or she want a partridge in a pair tree? D:<
What's the point in that? Why would you go out every day for twelve days just to spend tons of money you might REALLY need, to buy stupid crap for your "true love"? Why in the world would he or she want a partridge in a pair tree? D:<
I've always imagined a guy handing a girl an entire tree with a bird in it when I hear that part.![]()
It'd be handy if I had a pear tree, then I could eat lots of pears.
When you feel the loin-burning passionate that Mr. MILF feels for Bunny, you want to buy your lover a partridge in a pear tree. The whole Partridge family, even!![]()
How do you know the 12 drumming drummers, 11 piping pipers, 10 leaping lords, 9 dancing ladies, 8 milking maids, 7 swimming swans, 6 laying geese, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and that one partridge in a pear tree weren't doing it for/given to your true love as a favour to him/her?
Psha... pair tree... I dun even like pairs. D=
The worrying thing is I knew that off by heart.