You Know You're Physically Unfit When...

[Evastio]

In this thread I'm going to need a list of things that are noticeable when you're physically unfit. I'm planning to submit it to the local paper. Also, don't forget to vote on the poll. I seriously need to know if you want EoFF to be credited for your submissions or not. I don't want the editors thinking that I plaguarized off of you guys when I was the one that asked for your submissions. But I'm only allowed to credit you guys for this if you want to. Otherwise I'll have to say the author is anonymous. Also, try to make them amusing but appropriate (no sexual related content, vulgarity, or usage of human excretement). Making jokes about snot and boogers are okay.

As you can see I'm not very good at this. That's why I'll need your help.

1. your nose runs faster than your feet can
2. the last time your heart beat like crazy and you sweated a lot was when you were around that hot guy/girl at work
3. at the end of the day your eyes and fingers are more exhausted than your arms and legs
4. your idea of working out is filing and organizing papers in an office that isn’t at home
5. you gain weight not from your diet, but from the mucus and pimples that have been developing on your body
6. the first thing that comes to mind when you hear “beep test” is going live on camera and seeing how often you can swear in a limited amount of time (counts because no inappropriate language is used)
7. the part of your body that weighs the most is your head
8. you’re so bad at bowling that you can’t even get the ball in the gutter

Read post #25 to see how it went.