Have you been banned? If so, what was the reason?

I got banned by Psychotic once, I think, for "DRUNK TANK" or summat. It was lol.

If you haven't been banned, what would you want your reason to be? For a permaban, I'd want it to be for posting loads of porn. I'd make loads and loads of topics in different tabs, then post them all. It'd be so cool.