Oh, he's given up the sandals. He's got himself some wicked Skechers now. He said he likes 'em more because he can actually run in them. The sandals kept smacking the back of his head before.
He really should've foreseen that, though. FAIL.
This is, put simply, the greatest newbie thread ever created.
And, not only that, but it also shows that The Devil is good for the soul. Look how much better myself and Hazzard are doing! And what's that? VTG's posting more is he? Damn bloody right he is.
Praise be to Lucifer.
Look down in one second.
I have to admit, this newbie thread has raked my popularity through the roof.
Me and my associates will negotiate contract details shortly, if the right offer comes by...
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
The Devil sure has style one would have to admit. But his skin leaves alot to be desired...
And God always looks like he just got back from a huge frat party, not how one wants to dress when the have a world to be running if I do say so myself.
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?