He does tend to be incompetent at times.Originally Posted by Dolentrean
He does tend to be incompetent at times.
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Welcome to Blasphemy Central. On your left is a picture of Jesus on the Cross being urinated on, and if you take the next right, you'll find some Bibles to scoff at.
Seriously, though I also think The Devil should consider casual friday, I personally think it would make the whole place alot more relaxed if The Devil came in with a hawiian shirt... but thats just me...
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
How about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:
Okay, diddly-O. Here's some advice: You need attitude. Your pristine upholding of morals is quite frankly gruelling.
Consider:
Changing your username to that of a menacing figure; someone/something that strikes fear into the general public. Maybe something from the bible. You must personify this username into your online character and uphold it at all costs.
Secondly, refer to those around you as lesser beings to yourself, as if you are in fact some kind of deity and they are underlings to your menacing power.
Also, your avatar should match your username. For instance, if you had chosen for the first instruction a grisly bear, then your avatar should be that of a snarling grisly bear. Capeesh?
And lastly, eat a bar of soap.
Follow these simple guidelines and you'll be well on your way to becoming a striking and admired member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums.
Get with the program! this is the 21's century! Souls are for mormons and Barak Obama!
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
Haha, they don't call me Hazzard for nothing, Lucifer.How about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:
So don't test my patience, evildoer.
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Wrong. Lucifer shows us a thousand different faces, none of them real. He's like the black mage in 8-Bit Theatre: if we saw his actual face, we'd be like "KSXBFKDGBFGKTGP TRAUMA!!!!!!!!" I think it would be a nice punishment for the 7th circle of hell, but, you know, that's just what I'd do in your position. (I'd love to come and visit one day, I find your methods fascinating, but the Styx is just so expensive to cross these days.)I object! The Devil brims with style, God doesn't even have the guts to show us his face.
I expect something similar is true of God. Only more like "SDOFUDKGNDGHJN NIRVANA...!" but then everyone would be Bhudda and I don't think that would be good for the mental state of the world. Nothing would get done but meditation and there would be no measure of evil to define good against by comparison.
*grins*Haha, they don't call me Hazzard for nothing, Lucifer.How about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:
So don't test my patience, evildoer.
You tell 'im, Hazz!
Wrong. Lucifer shows us a thousand different faces, none of them real. He's like the black mage in 8-Bit Theatre: if we saw his actual face, we'd be like "KSXBFKDGBFGKTGP TRAUMA!!!!!!!!" I think it would be a nice punishment for the 7th circle of hell, but, you know, that's just what I'd do in your posi<b></b>tion. (I'd love to come and visit one day, I find your methods fascinating, but the Styx is just so expensive to cross these days.)I object! The Devil brims with style, God doesn't even have the guts to show us his face.
I expect something similar is true of God. Only more like "SDOFUDKGNDGHJN NIRVANA...!" but then everyone would be Bhudda and I don't think that would be good for the mental state of the world. Nothing would get done but meditation and there would be no measure of evil to define good against by comparison.
Sounds like one of my movie nights.
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I bet you get all the good movies too. Much better than the random Christian ones. But evil tickles my fancy much more than holy-ness.
That's why hell has 6,168,525,685,666 members and counting and heaven only has 1,700.
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This has gone past being a newbie thread. I think you all should take this to IM.
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