Aloha!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Me and my associates will negotiate contract details shortly, if the right offer comes by...

How about you get to keep your soul? :evilking:

Haha, they don't call me Hazzard for nothing, Lucifer.

So don't test my patience, evildoer.

*grins*

You tell 'im, Hazz!

I object! The Devil brims with style, God doesn't even have the guts to show us his face.

Wrong. Lucifer shows us a thousand different faces, none of them real. He's like the black mage in 8-Bit Theatre: if we saw his actual face, we'd be like "KSXBFKDGBFGKTGP TRAUMA!!!!!!!!" I think it would be a nice punishment for the 7th circle of hell, but, you know, that's just what I'd do in your posi<b></b>tion. (I'd love to come and visit one day, I find your methods fascinating, but the Styx is just so expensive to cross these days.)

I expect something similar is true of God. Only more like "SDOFUDKGNDGHJN NIRVANA...!" but then everyone would be Bhudda and I don't think that would be good for the mental state of the world. Nothing would get done but meditation and there would be no measure of evil to define good against by comparison.