Elevators make me a little nervous. Still, I wouldn't mind being stuck in one, if Keanu Reeves saves me.
Elevators make me a little nervous. Still, I wouldn't mind being stuck in one, if Keanu Reeves saves me.
If I ever got stuck in a lift it would probably get a little toasty.![]()
Over the new year Mike, Shane, Katie and I went to Australia, and stayed in a hotel on the beach. We're all up in our room drinking and quoting random things off of the internet as we often do while drinking when we decide to go for a swim. So the others grab their stuff and head to the elevator, but I can't find my towel so I frantically start looking for it so I don't miss the elevator (it was one of those ones which you could easily spend five minutes waiting for, you see). Well, the others are all waiting in the elevator, while I'm running around my room looking for my towel and quoting the internet to myself, and I finally locate it (under my bed, of course) and start power-walking to get to the elevator before it leaves.
I finally make it to the elevator, and for some reason it hasn't left yet, so I put on my best British accent and loudly proclaim "<b>Then of course I had a wank.</b>" as I step into the elevator. Well, it turns out it had left and now it was PACKED with people I'd never seen before. I just stood there looking sheepish while this guy next to me formed this massive grin and I know he's trying not to laugh. This elevator is a piece of crap and takes like a minute to get to the bottom and amazingly, he succeeds in keeping it in, until the elevator gets about halfway down when he BURSTS with laughter. This sets the rest of the people in the elevator off and I'm just standing there going bright red while this crappy elevator takes another 40 seconds to make it to the bottom.
I haven't been stuck in an elevator as of yet, however I do live in an elevated risk of it, living on the 7th floor of an aging dorm. However! my current regimen of KILLING MYSELF FOR MUSCLES AND BEAUTY requires I take the stairs more often than the elevator, so I am not as such a high risk.
For now.
I do either annoying or naughty things in the elevator.
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Elevators are brilliant. I read somewhere about something, and now I always wait for my friend, Harry.
Harry doesn't exist. I just like making the elevator-goers wait a bit.![]()
I find them quite fun. I actually jump inside of them when they're moving because it's such an awkward feelings being able to jump and stay longer/shorter in the air than usual.
My girlfriend asked me what I'd do if we were trapped in a lift together. I just smiled at her. She knew what I was thinking
I don't find elevators scary, but I wouldn't really want to be trapped in one for too long.
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