Uh oh, you two were never supposed to find out about each other. This is...this is awkward. Now we can have a teen movie where the two of you plot revenge on me for two-timing you, presumably by humiliating me at the big game! I am the star quarterback. Oh, and one of you is a cheerleader, the other is a nerd, and you have to learn to overcome your social differences to unite against a filthy manwhore like myself.