Death in its many forms

[LanceOfTime]

48. failure to get your shirt over your head, therefore resulting in suffocation.
49. Too much laxatives resulting in dehydration and then death
50. You're walking down the street, and you see a kitten...you say "here kitty" repeatedly until it comes, it cuddles, you pet it, its purring and ITS SO CUTE...then you stand up, it reaches for your hands with its paws but it cant reach...you take a step away....it stretches its mouth to a gigantic extent and then swallows you whole, instantly digesting you...... number 50....the evil kitten

[Trumpet Thief]

You guys can't count.

#46 Get turned into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then get put into a box, and then have that box put inside another box, and then have tha box mailed to someone scary beyond all reason, and when it arrives.... [evil laughter] THEY SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

xD at the Emperor's New Groove reference.

[stalpho slayer]

your mom fell on me

[slade x slayer]

shot with a teddy bear

[Blue Harvest]

Sleep over at the Neverland Ranch (must be under 16 or this will not work!)

[Breine]

#47. Tea-bagged to death.

xD Gotta love it

[Quindiana Jones]

#47. Tea-bagged to death.

xD Gotta love it

Clearly the staff didn't. Thank mercy for quoting.

[Serapy]

getting killed by a piece of hard poo that was flushed out of an airplane and kills you.

Haha, that's a good one xD

1) A camel starts humping on you, and you get instantly killed by the long-red-ish sausage.

[Randgris]

Hugged to death.
Kissed by someone with extremely bad breath.
Nea decapitation by an engine motor.
Strangled by an octopus while skin diving.
Getting nuked.
Crushed by a 1 inch thick glass window.
Cooked in a tanning machine.
Shot by a nail gun.
Self-induced mutilation.
Impaled by an umbrella.

[Værn]

39 people die every year from licking nine-volt batteries.
I have no clue if that's an accurate statistic, but it's been in my signature since I joined =)

[Quindiana Jones]

Several Popes have died trying complicated sexual positions. A few have died in orgies.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Travelling back in time to 9/11/2001 and going sight-seeing up, the then, World's tallest buildings.