Death in its many forms

[LanceOfTime]

lets try to get to 200? 10 per poster though at most please, 1 at minimum....just name a way to die that hasnt been named...easy enough ...oh and, it doesnt have to be realistic, seriously, imagination is half the fun in life..

1. Evil kitten
2. Falling off a blimp
3. Choking on baking soda
4. redruM by pistol
5. Spontaneous Combustion
6. Hit by a semi truck
7. Zombie bite
8. Piano falls on head
9. you get involved with the mafia and they break your neck at the first answer besides "yes sir"
10. A final fantasy hero materializes in front of you, you see him, you are in awe, he cuts your head off and you never knew why(well for the few miliseconds between the beginning of his swing and your death)

[Trumpet Thief]

Haha I'm sure you could get a lot of ideas just from watching a bunch of "Itchy and Scratchy" skits.

[Namelessfengir]

evil puppy
birds eats your eyes
you taunt a tiger and it kills you (yes they earned it)
explosive diarrhea kenny style
fall into shark tank
get crushed by mir then zombie-fied and cut in half
electrocuted
stare at "dr adams" mind washer at full power
get stomped by a bull
light a fart.... burn to death <<<< guess this counts as spontaneous
#11 (replacement) impaled on stake

[Aerith's Knight]

over 1 americans every year are killed by a blimp :o

killed by ninja rabbits
eat the trout that everyone keeps slapping with
try to swallow a whale whole.
hump Miriels leg
watch through an entire episode of dawson's creek
being treated by the doctors from the tv show ER for a mild cough
having sex until you die from thirst.

[Quindiana Jones]

Backflipping too energetically, thus breaking your back and neck.

[Rantz]

You're sitting in your apartment, bored near insanity. You're drawing doodles in Photoshop with your brand new drawing tablet, and you haven't quite learned its charm yet. All of a sudden you hear the apartment door creaking. Your body gets tense. Did you leave the door unlocked? No one else has the key.

You slowly rise from your chair, your stylus firmly gripped in your closed fist. No footsteps are heard. Your back to the wall, you cautiously move towards the doorway leading to the hallway. A sweat drop trickles down your neck. You swallow. You are now standing next to the doorway between you and your unknown visitor.

You listen for a while, but nothing is heard apart from a quiet wheezing. Suddenly, you take the step, turning to face your guest. For a split second, you see a big contour, at least twice your size, against the light gushing from the still open apartment door. You don't take a moment to think. This is what you've been training for. All those long self-defence classes, this is what it all boils down to. You dash forward, put a merciless knee to the crotch of the intruder. You notice your stylus still being in your hand, and with a roar you thrust it into his belly. One time. Two times. Three, four, five times. You get a chance to bite his arm, and you don't miss it. There's something wrong. Felt? The mysterious person is wearing felt?

You take a step back. Your eyes have adapted to the light now.
"E-... Elmo?" you whisper, as you make out the kind features of his large body. His eyes gaze at you sadly as he starts to sway where he stands, blood colouring his skin an even deeper red.

He falls. The second you realize that it's your direction he's falling in, it's too late. You try to catch him, but the impact is too strong. You feel your legs bend before they break and you crash to the floor, his body over yours. Your head takes a hit from the floor, and you hear a loud cracking from your neck before all goes dark. You try to move, but your arms are paralyzed. You catch the smell of noodles of Elmo's skin before you slowly suffocate to death.

[Quindiana Jones]

Dude, that's sick.

I love it. <3

[Dolentrean]

Ninjas... I think that counts for more than 10 right there.

[LanceOfTime]

You're sitting in your apartment, bored near insanity. You're drawing doodles in Photoshop with your brand new drawing tablet, and you haven't quite learned its charm yet. All of a sudden you hear the apartment door creaking. Your body gets tense. Did you leave the door unlocked? No one else has the key.

You slowly rise from your chair, your stylus firmly gripped in your closed fist. No footsteps are heard. Your back to the wall, you cautiously move towards the doorway leading to the hallway. A sweat drop trickles down your neck. You swallow. You are now standing next to the doorway between you and your unknown visitor.

You listen for a while, but nothing is heard apart from a quiet wheezing. Suddenly, you take the step, turning to face your guest. For a split second, you see a big contour, at least twice your size, against the light gushing from the still open apartment door. You don't take a moment to think. This is what you've been training for. All those long self-defence classes, this is what it all boils down to. You dash forward, put a merciless knee to the crotch of the intruder. You notice your stylus still being in your hand, and with a roar you thrust it into his belly. One time. Two times. Three, four, five times. You get a chance to bite his arm, and you don't miss it. There's something wrong. Felt? The mysterious person is wearing felt?

You take a step back. Your eyes have adapted to the light now.
"E-... Elmo?" you whisper, as you make out the kind features of his large body. His eyes gaze at you sadly as he starts to sway where he stands, blood colouring his skin an even deeper red.

He falls. The second you realize that it's your direction he's falling in, it's too late. You try to catch him, but the impact is too strong. You feel your legs bend before they break and you crash to the floor, his body over yours. Your head takes a hit from the floor, and you hear a loud cracking from your neck before all goes dark. You try to move, but your arms are paralyzed. You catch the smell of noodles of Elmo's skin before you slowly suffocate to death.

LOL smurfING ROFLMAO....I Love You <3 :P not really but that rocks dude

[Randgris]

1. Anthrax mail
2. Eaten by a canibal
3. Killed by deranged psycho killer
4. Snapping your neck after falling from an armchair
5. Falling from your second floor window onto a truck full of beer crates
6. Decapitated in an elevetor
7. Eaten by piranhas
8. Oral cancer
9. Getting hit by lightning, 3 times
10. Getting shot in the head by a 12 gauge shotgun

[Chemical]

42. getting hit by a toilet seat that was originally a piece of space debris.

[Aerith's Knight]

getting killed by a piece of hard poo that was flushed out of an airplane and kills you.

smothered to death by a rubber duck

eaten alive by inanimate objects

[Loony BoB]

You guys can't count.

#46 Get turned into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then get put into a box, and then have that box put inside another box, and then have tha box mailed to someone scary beyond all reason, and when it arrives.... [evil laughter] THEY SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

[Aerith's Knight]

You guys can't count.

#46 Get turned into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then get put into a box, and then have that box put inside another box, and then have tha box mailed to someone scary beyond all reason, and when it arrives.... [evil laughter] THEY SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

So i did that once.. no need to go on about it

[Quindiana Jones]

#47. Tea-bagged to death.