Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
You can find your pocket when you are drunk?

my hero!
I'm amazed myself. In one episode I'm not very proud of, I was struggling my way back home after a party and suddenly lost my phone somehow, so I decided it would be a good idea to sit down on the sidewalk while fumbling around after the phone with my hands. Since it was dark out I thought I might as well close my eyes in the meantime.

X minutes later, I was awoken by some girls who tried to tell me it was not a very good place to sleep, and some more stuff I can't remember. I grunted a little to them and started walking home. The next day, of course, I found the phone in my right pocket.