Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
Liz and I are going to have tall pasty children
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I've got it all planned.

First we'll have twins because our parents are both gay and twin-like. So then they'll have BLUE eyes and brown hair. And then we'll name them Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, despite gender and raise accordingly.

Second we'll argue about children for a very long time until we finally decide to adopt a little chinese baby we'll call him/her Terwilliger and teach him/her to play piano.