OMFG BBZ FOR EOFF COUPLES!??!

[Captain Maxx Power]

This thread makes me intensely angry, and I think I know why.

[Avarice-ness]

This thread makes me intensely angry, and I think I know why.

Because Maxx is lonely or because there is no BBQ.

[Blue Harvest]

end the existence of BT

I will love you forever if you do this

[o_O]

Mine would be able to shoot powerful laser beams from its eyes and have a radio jammer in its skull.

And it would have my grecian looks. BBZ?

Yes. It would have long, extraordinarily shiny and wavy hair and the skin tone of a bronzed adonis. :<b></b>D?

[Misfit]

Mine would be able to shoot powerful laser beams from its eyes and have a radio jammer in its skull.

And it would have my grecian looks. BBZ?

OMG I WANT TO KEEP YOU AND FACE'S BABIES. 8-)

[Caraliz]

Liz and I are going to have tall pasty children

Hold on, hold on, hold on, I've got it all planned.

First we'll have twins because our parents are both gay and twin-like. So then they'll have BLUE eyes and brown hair. And then we'll name them Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, despite gender and raise accordingly.

Second we'll argue about children for a very long time until we finally decide to adopt a little chinese baby we'll call him/her Terwilliger and teach him/her to play piano.

[BardTard]

We're not having babies. EVER.
But if we did, that would be one cute baby!

But just for the sake of typing about "ifs" ...
He/she would have dark hair and eyes. If it was a girl she would be 5'3" (it's genetic - me, my mom, and my grandma are all the same height)

The kid's personality would be AMAZING.

And I would name it Tsubaki regardless of gender.
But we are never having babies.

[Araciel]

If I ever had a child it would no doubt be the antibuddha, and so it is not meant to be.

[Rantz]

I'd probably travel back in time and make my mother give birth to myself or some smurfed up like that.

[Quindiana Jones]

So what, are only EoFF couples allowed children now?

[Old Manus]

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[I Am Stoner]

As allie said, no babies for us thank you sunny jim.


But if i had a baby with Allie i'd blatently fit it with robotic implants, then call it 'smurfin' evil badass beast' or 'febb' or 'febbers' for short, then train it to be a mega assasin and then use him/her/both(??) to reak havock across the world. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

But seriously? If it would be a boy i'd name it Matt after my mate who died quite a while ago, or i'd name it Katie if it was a girl.

[Blue Harvest]

So what, are only EoFF couples allowed children now?

It's an elaborate plot to breed a race of highly intelligent superhumans.

[LunarWeaver]

Serph's and my baby would be adopted from China and not have either of our features. But we'll give him plastic surgery to make him conform to us, creating a mess of caucasian, hispanic, and angsty signatures of children with cruel world everywhere.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Because Maxx is lonely or because there is no BBQ.

Correction, lonely and bitter.