Not really. I get a lot of "awkward moment" faces from people because I feel like when I talk, no one listens, and then I trail off in sadness as I picture a world where people would pay attention to me, and I'd have clothes with Hello Kitty's face all over them, and I had the body of a cute underweight Japanese girl. Or Rihanna.

Or I get looks of "Awwwwww" because unfortunate events seem to befall me that only make me lament that I have none of the above all the more.