Ahhh! They are neighbors! They have come back from the dead!!!

[Heath]

Heath beat me to a Shaun of the Dead post.

I felt it was a sort of justice really. I made a Zombie thread a while ago and the whole Shaun of the Dead conversation was played out. Sadly other people posted after that and it didn't get archived and loved as it blatantly should've done.

[Brennan]

Bush would make the ultimate zombie!

I thought he was a zombie

[Cz]

I would suck in a zombie holocaust. But on the plus side, I'd be a really sucky zombie too, so there's not much chance I'd be able to infect anybody else.

[Randgris]

Go gather in a large, indoor mall, barracade ourselves from the outside world, and try to survive till the end of days. And of course shoot the infected people in the head with an M16 Rifle, a colt python or maybe a machete.

[Iceglow]

yeah dude I'd use a katana and a chainsaw and lots of shotguns and a flamethrower and a rocket launcher man it'll be totally like resident evil and ! I'd save like loads of people we'd have a badass group of survivors called the fated angels man yeah we'd find the source of the outbreak and everything and come up with an antidote!

Actually I'd die. As would all of you.

Well if we were basing out of my place we could have some weapons though at around 1000 years old they're not going to last long, we could perhaps survive long enough to kill a good few though but yeah all honesty we'd probably all die in that situation, unless playing shed loads of games with sniper rifles in as my favourite weapon makes me a real life crack shot and we could get said sniper rifle for me with LOTS of ammo. Though that means getting in to MoD land...not easy, they'd probably be refusing to admit anyone from outside in case of infection death by zombies or shot by the army? which would you prefer? Actually wait, I know you....I'll go get the camera you can atleast make your zombie porn before you die psy.

[Aerith's Knight]

Id probably start biting them back.. you know.. just to get even.

[louby_4eva]

I am always helpless in mine as well lol I once had a Resident Evil Dream where this guy is like yelling at me Why Did U do it...those people were my friends They were good people...it freaked me out and I wuz running and I had a handgun and wuz shooting zombies trying to get away from the dude yelling at me...next thing u know there wuz a zombie on the floor and it grabed my leg and made me fall and drop my gun...next thing u know its on top of me...looking at me in eye getting closer and closer....its like I could see my fear in his eyes...and then he is about to bite into my neck and my cellphone rang and woke me up lol

How was that a resident evil dream? Did the zombie have an umbrella logo on him somewhere?

I'd probably hide, if I was at work I'd sit in the stock room....loads of food there and nice and secure. i'd also be thinking about how anyone in the resident evil films will be zombified for ruining a masterpiece of a game.....in a nice way

Smile and Be happy

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd have a feast. Mmmm....zombie meat........

[I Am Stoner]

I'd wait untill Chris Redfield came to save my life, then i'd go save my girlfriend. Then team up with him and kill my way to the supermarket with him, find only one pork pie left and brutally murder Chris for it. Then take chris's gun, climb up to the top of the store with Allie and shoot zombies in the head till I run out of bullets and have to run to the gun shop in town to replenish my hunger for BLOOD!! Then run back to see Allie, shoot zombies untill out of ammo and spend the last of my hours making passionate love to my girlfriend. Or get saved by soldiers that see us doing it, that would be embarrising.


Best zombie ever would be David Blunket lol

[Araciel]

Probably get bitten.

[Shiny]

In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do?
Book tickets for a deserted island.

Who would you save?
Myself and possibly my dogs.

What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?
Some moron will inevitably ruin it for everyone by contaminating the world with a deadly and contagious virus.

Also, who would make the most kickass zombie?
Michael Jackson makes the best zombie ever!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Salt people, lots and lots of salt. That is all I have to say.

[Caraliz]

I'd have a feast. Mmmm....zombie meat........

Ewwie, Quin.

[Comet]

Best zombie? Bruce lee would kung fu all of our asses, and then feast on them!

[Sarc the Swordsman]

If that scenario ever happened, I'd do my best to meet up with friends and family if possible. If not, I'd just try and find somewhere safe to hide; barricade up a well supplied building; maybe.

I'd try and meet up with other survivors though - being alone would be too much to bear. Safety in numbers, right?

Also: Scary - Paris Hilton zombie.