If i invented the keyboard then "i" would be on top of "u"
If i invented the keyboard then "i" would be on top of "u"
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
"They say god works in mysterious ways.. is that why i havent met you before?"
My absolute favorite is...
"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
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Would you like to see my Elephant impression?
I am a Doctor and I'm afraid you must take an emergency injection of protein, immediately.
Excuse me, I am a mind reader and yes it is 12 inches.
Lets play carnival: sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?