He looks distastefully at his food, then eats it anyway to be controversial.
He looks distastefully at his food, then eats it anyway to be controversial.
belches loudly, showing no signs of remorse
Your food glides gracefully from your plate to your mouth.
Like Magic.
Shoves food into an already full mouth, but is sure to keep his elbows off the table
licks up his food.. even spareribs
Has table manners equal to those of the royal family - although when out of public view, enjoys eating using hands. xD
actually.. thats my style exactly xD
Sarc probably drastically over uses his knife while he is pretending to kill little food monsters.
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
Eats in the most polite manner!
Happy Birthday to Me
She does not eat the food, she just stares at it with gracefulness.
Right?
he'd throw food at everyone then crap on their plates.
Sounds about right. xD
HEY ONLY ONE POST FOR EVERY 10 GUYS.
Demon Dude puts on a pair of aviators, breathes fire onto the table and then picks everything up with one bamboo skewer.
EDIT: I'll do Bertie, too. Bertie rolls his food into a blunt, covers it with Vermont Maple syrup and lights up.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Phoa eats everything with incredibly long handled, intricately carved silver cutlery, using awesome cutting and pronging skillz to make eating some salmon look AWESOME.
scumpleberry just rolls in her food and allows her skin to slowly absorb it all.
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