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    He examines it closely before eating it. HE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS.

    asdfghjkl;'

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    Attempts to use anti-matter chopsticks and ends up starting a foodfight.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    Eats goats raw

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    Has the food fed to him as he lounges in a large circular chair.

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    Avarice has all of her meals prepared in Zozo. And refuses to eat anything imported for Jidoor!

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    Eats like a pig.
    No wait - a duck; pigs tend to chew.

    Boldly go.

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    eats like a chicken, only without the rocks ^^


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical View Post
    Eats like a pig.
    No wait - a duck; pigs tend to chew.
    Simpsons didit.

    A's K expectorates a sticky, caustic mucus onto his food, then slurps it up through a specially evolved proboscis.

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    I'm guessing you're a fast but somewhat picky eater.

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    I'm fast at everything...

    wait...

    dammit.

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    You seem like the type to hunch over your food as you eat as if someone's going to steal it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    You seem like the type to hunch over your food as you eat as if someone's going to steal it

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    Nicks food off wimmins plates before he hunts them, resulting in high pitched, early horror moviesque screams.

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    pushes everthing to the side that she doesn't like, and refuses to eat it or try something new...

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    Would sniff your fingers to be polite
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    He tells them to line up and then bellows: "MORTALS! MARCH INTO MY MOUTH!"

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