Maybe I'd have a more open-minded view if I lived that life, but I think I'd cope fine with that. I imagine it's a wee bit annoying, yeah, but so are a lot of things that happen to the average person everyday.

Me, being the person I am, would probably turn it round to make the parasite look stupid anyway. Or I could invite them in for tea, and show them some gay porn! That'd make a wicked story. All you really need to do is give them so much ammo, which rapidly gets more and more ridiculous, that people stop believing it.