I can see myself replacing the F word with smurf now thanks to all of you![]()
I can see myself replacing the F word with smurf now thanks to all of you![]()
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Better than fracking.
No, I don't. That's be smurfing stupid to do.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Frackin' frack, lol, i love that one, Cyberpunk Culture rules, gotta love William Gibson for that... i got my partner into saying that one a lot, then Battlestar Galactica started to air where they used it a lot and it became even more common, i kinda liked it before BSG though when not that many ppl have heard it before...
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Nope, fraid not. There are certain words which are very satisfying substitutes...PEANUTS is the only one which comes to mind immediately, it's more on the spur of the moment that I think of them.
Some of my historical re-enactor friends have Saxon hats known informally as "smurf hats" because of their shape...
The name can cause the occasional double-take if I'm not paying attention.
I use smurf in everyday life. And now, so do my friends.![]()
I rarely ever swear, and I wouldn't want to look like a freak by saying 'smurf' anyway. I just don't see the point in swearing, especially in girls, it just sounds disgusting.
I don't swear anyway, but I do say it mentally
...Geddit?
Smurf is funner to say than smurf, anyway.