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    Default If you could have anyone from EoFF...

    ... give you a lapdance at your bachelor/bachelorette party who would it be?

    My answer is, and always will be, Skt giving Bert a lapdance.


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    Bert, of course. Rawr~

    But then I'm not getting married...let's just have the party anyway.

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    Yams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X View Post
    Yams.
    Anon say I. Photobucket

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    Best thread ever, my dear. <3

    Jowy giving I'm My Own MILF a lapdance. By far. Forever. For my pleasure.


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    My brain says someone like Lekana or Jess, but my heart says Baloki

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    lol hm probably Aerith's Knight xD but to whom I don't know

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    I shall never pander to these viviparous denigrations! You shall bathe in the fires of your sins, your corrupt loins shall be eaten by rot and maggots. And when this decrepitude sweeps all the world clean of your debaucheries, I shall remain, chaste, pure, and clean. And I shall build a new world of clean, clinincal reproduction, and all sex shall be rightly hated, excised, and removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Best thread ever, my dear. <3

    Jowy giving I'm My Own MILF a lapdance. By far. Forever. For my pleasure.
    that would be so hot. *fans self*

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I shall never pander to these viviparous denigrations! You shall bathe in the fires of your sins, your corrupt loins shall be eaten by rot and maggots. And when this decrepitude sweeps all the world clean of your debaucheries, I shall remain, chaste, pure, and clean. And I shall build a new world of clean, clinincal reproduction, and all sex shall be rightly hated, excised, and removed.
    Oh my god, most ironic post of the year.


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    On the topic of lapdances, I would love for Joy to try to give me a lapdance. It would be like a little monkey jumping around a lion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post
    On the topic of lapdances, I would love for Joy to try to give me a lapdance. It would be like a little monkey jumping around a lion.
    Will you rawr like a lion while I'm doing it?


    Wat
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    rawr

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    My groin says the well-known hotties like ROY, Jess and Branchy, but my soul pines for nothing less than Rantz.

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